How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Do not be limited by the judgements of others.

When Carri died, I felt like I had lost everything, except my life, and my memories of her. Now I can’t even dream of her...

I feel like I am a good person and a professional, very able leader of men.

If they didn't take you seriously, they would never see you coming.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

My love for you is the sole image / Of God a human is allowed.

I think each writer has to seek her most energetic prose style. She has to find a way to write so that nobody can deny it.

Anytime you’re on the podium, it’s good.

I decide on the basis of conscience. A genuine leader doesn't reflect consensus, he molds consensus.

Civilization is now under the tyranny of relativism.