How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

My heart is filled with great joy.I am so thankful to God for miraculously saving my life.

Movies are romantic fantasies.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

We are only now on the threshold of knowing the range of the educability of man-the perfectibility of man. We have never addressed ourselves to this problem before.

We were with Hayden Schlossberg enormous fans of that first American Pie. We were in college when it came out, and we watched it over and over and over again.

The complexities of what we are given in life are vast and beyond comprehension.

Education will open doors where none seem to exist.

You don't shoot a dog when it is already dead.

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

I'd always assumed I was the central character in my own story, but now it occured to me I might in fact be only a minor character in someone else's.