How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn’t have the first clue what he has?

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

You do remember how dangerous I am with those?” “Aye, that’s the point. Everyone will duck and cover if they see you wielding these.” “Even my teammates?”“Especially your teammates.

And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

I am currently preoccupied with chocolate.

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

Get out of my brain!

There is no difference between saving lives and extending lives, because in both cases we are giving people the chance of more life.

The trouble with poetry is it's often written to the sound of a drum only the poet may hear; nonetheless, blessed are those poets who always manage to find unshakeable pleasure in their own works.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

If we continue to address the issue of the environment where we live as though we're the only species that lives here, we'll create a disaster for ourselves

So maybe that's what the difference is, is that when you intend to be happy, then you figure out ways to sustain your happiness or your ability to feel moments of joy in your life.

Do people think Swedes are cool? I think they think you're cool in spite of you being Swedish. But the good thing with being Swedish is that we're melancholic.

I began to feel the pleasure of the weightless state between here and there

Sometimes I couldn't help thinking that the unluckiest thing about being the thirteenth child was having all those older brothers and sisters telling me what to do.

Creativity is not simply a property of exceptional people but an exceptional property of all people.

If the government ever imposes a tax on books - and I wouldn't put it past them - I'm in dead trouble.