How can you get giants out of a dwarf, my good chap? Can a thrush lay eagle’s egg? Can a dolphin give birth to a whale?

If a moneyed man had a “corny mind”, a flatterer would immediately start chasing him like a hungry hen!

A man without money is like a windmill left without the wind, don’t you ever forget this!

I think this man is a bit crazy, but aren’t we all a little crazy anyway?

Rights’ are ‘privileges, ’ and if I am arrogant enough to demand the former without respecting the latter I will lose both.

Words said can never be recalled. So it is best, oftimes, not to speak too quickly. Yet words left unsaid are worse. We wear them like weights around our hearts.

You'll be surprised how infinitely merciful they [these tablets] are. The prescription number is 96814. I think of it as the telephone number of God!

It must be said that charity can, in no way, exist along with mortal sin.

Am I kin to Sorrow, That so oftFalls the knocker of my door—Neither loud nor soft, But as long accustomed—Under Sorrow’s hand?

Anxiety, it just stops your life.

Well, my mum's been a tennis coach - she coached me till I was 12.

Art has to change things, and if it was immediately acceptable it would not be doing the job.

Time is so much a part of what makes you close to people.

A cis-immunologist will sometimes speak to a trans-immunologist; but the latter rarely answers.