How can you pass laws about things that nobody knows?" "They do it all the time," says Hayden. "That's what law is: educated guesses at right and wrong.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength.

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality.

Health and beauty is not just about what you apply. If you don't have it together on the inside, then nothing else is going to matter.

I preach as a dying man to dying men.

The New Testament preaches a Christ who was dead and is alive, not a Christ who was alive and is dead.

New York is ultimately not the synthesis but merely the sum of its unfathomable subjectivities, its personal histories, its uncategorisable figures.

Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours.

I do love wearing heels but my feet can't be in them all day long. I want to have fun and dance so I need to be comfortable.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I always traveled. I left Cameroon when I was 11 years old. I lived in the USA, in Switzerland.