How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then, headslap them out of your way.

It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

The only thing Native Americans ever did better than the rest of us is spirituality. Of course, that's everything, isn't it?

An intelligent woman is a goldmine! She has the ability to learn, reason and understand things better and faster than her contemporaries. She is competent, alert and can reason out stuffs easily.

I do not have many things that are meaningful to me. Except my doubts and my fears. And my art.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

Those who know the TRUTH are not equal to those who love it.

Dad always told me that if you're going to work on something, it might as well be something you're proud of.

The only responsibility I feel is to deliver something that's new or at least to attempt that. The real responsibility is to entertain and to try and make people laugh.

If you are neutral in a situation where one side is patently being mistreated, the conclusion is that you're siding with this wrong.

I own a lot of shoes; I am not sure how many.

Terrorism, War & Bankruptcy are caused by the privatization of money, issued as a debt and compounded by interest.

Success for an artist is completed work. Very successful artists complete a lot of work. It's that simple.