How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Forget goals. Value the process.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord

I was never really good at anything except for the ability to learn.

You were never told that Saint-Tropez is paradise?

The Koran is a book of peace, it is a prophetic book of peace.

I can give a beautiful present, and that may change the lives of people around me.

Now that I'm more middle class, I have access to consumer goods. I do enjoy feminine frippery, feminine doo-da, stuff like that.

I believe it is essential for our planetary future to develop tools that can change the consciousness which has created the crisis that we are in.

Persecution is not an original feature in any religion; but it is always the strongly marked feature of all religions established by law.

I am a closet birdwatcher. I can identify Southern African species, but it irks me I can barely tell a jay from a blackbird in the U.K.