How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Only and only handwork can get you to the front benches, where you get noticed by the God.

As it is for a person, so it is for a company: having a sense of purpose is invigorating and motivating.

All I need is you.

Writing my novel 'The Narrow Road to the Deep North, ' I came to conclude that great crimes like the Death Railway did not begin with the first beating or murder on that grim line of horror in 1943.

If I take offence easily; if I am content to continue in cold unfriendliness, though friendship be possible, then I know nothing of Calvary love.

Be so true to thyself, as thou be not false to others.

God gives his wrath by weight, and without weight his mercy.

Success is never accidental.

There's room for magic and inspiration. There's room to live a better story.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."