How'd you like that one, God?

A good back makes his own holes. Anybody can run where the holes are.

You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

There is no one true church, no one chosen people.

Forgiveness is what makes adults different to children: children just forget, adults forgive.

Work alone is noble.

No one will ever be as good at being you as you. So start there. Perfect is boring.

I enjoy been on holidays because you can do whatever you want and people can't say anything to you.

People have always wanted to be recognized, and that's human nature. But people used to want to be recognized for their accomplishments, and now they simply want to be visible.

If I'm president, we will win on everything we do.

Everyone dies. I just choose the time and place for some of them!

I try not to listen to the shoulds or coulds, and try to get beyond expectations, peer pressure, or trying to please - and just listen. I believe all the answers are ultimately within us.

I have no control over the audience. I have no idea what they think. My heart's pure. I can't do anything. I really can't do anything. I don't know what goes on in the crowd.