How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.

After awhile you realize that putting your actions where your mouth is makes you less likely to have to put your money where your mouth is.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for things he and his people did during their stay in power.

If you make a careless choice, you can really ruin things and it can take awhile for them to repair.

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.

If clothes can help you see yourself on your best day, why shouldn't every day be that day?

No man who has managed to keep out of an office can be called a failure in life.

I always believe I can beat the best, achieve the best. I always see myself in the top position.

Infinite perfection is in every man, though unmanifested.

Avoid the question 'why me?.' It saves a lot of grief