How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”“My sister is a nice girl, ” Klaus said, “and she knows how to do all sorts of things.

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think about his circumstances, he began to read.

This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?

Whoever hate, harm himself.

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" — BATS

Prayer is the spiritual gymnasium in which we exercise and practice godliness.

Sometimes I get so wrought up being brushed, poked and pinned all day.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

The Republican program is the profit-protection program for the insurance industry It's a bill of goods, it's a bill of wrongs. Ours is a patients' bill of rights.

I observe that more evolved souls are now reincarnating as women. Women find it easier to meditate and easier to develop their psychic abilities.

We've always been in favor of improved wages for workers. When you have a strong middle class, they want to buy more stuff at Costco.

Health care is an essential safeguard of human life and dignity and there is an obligation for society to ensure that every person be able to realize this right.

I've really learned not to try to take responsibility for all things. And to keep my side of the street clean.