How do people stay in love, anyway? Is it a choice? Or is it like those plants we studied in biology that mutate into something new and totally different but are still part of the same plant family?

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players' equipment.

You can be walking down the street for a chat, but until you've got the selfie out of the way, people aren't ready to talk.

Make America great again.

Reason without learning is like the untilled soil, or like the human body that lacks nourishment.

A kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara is forever.

The rich man is everywhere expected and at home.

I'm very happy because I won a lot. I've won races and lived in a world that just gave me joy, so I remember it very positively.

Soil, not oil, holds the future for humanity.