How do they taste? They taste like more.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Faith, in the sense in which I am here using the word, is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted, in spite of your changing moods.

The most challenging thing about love is sometimes we love someone who loves someone else.

I am amazed at the intensity of your dreams

Urge and urge and urge, Always the procreant urge of the world.

He who sees a gold bullion more valuable than a tree has surely an intelligence much less than a donkey’s!

Hey 'Bachelor, ' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

Football is very masculine and, to me, a metaphor for war.

There is a great temptation with songs, melodies and lyrics to overcomplicate them but in fact, you find that the most enduring melodies are often the simplest.

We will seek to implement specific changes in the manufacturing and distribution practices to promote more responsibility and accountability.

I'm English. And I don't have tan skin or blond hair or green eyes.