How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I am a daydreamer.. I daydream a lot, and thus is when my wicked imagination emerges to bleed upon my paper...

A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.

The super power that I would choose would be compassion. Because that's what I think it takes to make it through life-an understanding, a give and take. It saves an awful lot of resentment.

If you want to do something big in your life, you must remember that shyness is only the mind.

I sing in key, thank you very much.

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

Revenge is the easiest of emotions to understand and to manipulate.

Only keep still, wait, and hear, and the world will open.

When runners win a big race these days, they get a car. When I won a big race, I got a ride.

Change happens not just by giving the mind new arguments but also by feeding the imagination new beauties