How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

WOw, wow... so we are the same!?...Let's stop here as moment taken from your goldy life.

I didn’t study medicine to watch people die." -Kira

Repetition is the mother of pedagogy

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

I always thought my mother was so damn cute!

In economic life and history more generally, just about everything of consequence comes from black swans; ordinary events have paltry effects in the long term.

When you seek Love with all your Heart, you shall find its echoes in the universe.

There is no better story in the Old Testament, or perhaps the whole Bible, for depicting the difference between the ladder-defined life and the cross-defined life than that of the Tower of Babel.

Good English, well spoken and well written will open more doors than a college degree... Bad English will slam doors you don't even know exist.