How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

No rules for the rulers is tyranny for the subjects. Freedom for politicians is enslavement for citizens.

The only faithful tradition is change.

Life IS the gift you were given, So stop waiting around for your dues.Use it wisely and you’ll gift yourself abundantly.

God is most beautifully praised when His people hear His Word, love His Word, and obey His Word.

People love stories. They need stories.

When the legs go, the heart soon follows

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

Identity is part of drama to me. Who am I, why am I behaving this way, and am I aware of it?

One bad general is worth two good ones.

When facing symphonic orchestras which have played some works five thousands times, you have nothing to do.