How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Environment has its own ways of limiting us tightly. But leaders have their own ways of escaping those limitations narrowly.

Expressing intense feelings usually portends better results than emotional detachment does.

To follow Christ requires a downward career track that does not depend on dollars or status. Instead, what matters is Christ.

We must cultivate our own garden. When man was put in the garden of Eden he was put there so that he should work, which proves that man was not born to rest.

The Gospel is like a caged lion; you don't have to defend it - just let it out of the cage.

Give me a lamp so I can find the day.

My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing.

You only get one you, it’s best to just love yourself.

More often than not, media coverage now mentions HIV-positive people in criminal contexts.

The only foundation for useful education in a republic is to be laid in religion.