How do you know when you're God?" "When I pray to him I find I am talking to myself.

But forever was a useless term, relevant only for the dead.

Carry your groceries, garden, and do other activities that keep you moving. You will add more years to your life and more life to your years.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

Excuse my mistakes, realize my limitations. Life is not easy as we know it on the earth.

'Heartbreak Heard Around the World' is about me and my girl, and I'm just going through a broken-heart stage in a relationship, and I'm just kind of expressing my love for her.

Cooking might be the most important factor in fixing our public health crisis. It's the single most important thing you can do for your health.

It is possible in medicine, even when you intend to do good, to do harm instead. That is why science thrives on actively encouraging criticism rather than stifling it.

And anyway, it's only movies. to stop me I think they'll ahve to shoot me in the head.

Innocent people never deserve to die no matter what.

Every man is correct in asking God why he is stuck with himself, and his rotten luck.