How do you know you're having fun if there's no one watching you have it?

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.

I have no great faith in political arithmetic, and I mean not to warrant the exactness of either of these computations.

The exact Quantity and Quality being found out, is to be kept to constantly.

Our motto is, "With God, anywhere: without God, nowhere."

Chance is the only source of true novelty.

Why do you insist on talking about what does not exist?

As I am, so are others as others are, so am I. Having thus identified self and others, harm no one nor have them harmed.

God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped.

I was going to get the Carolyn Bessette story out of her one way or another.

Nine people out of ten (in Germany and England, perhaps ten people) would rather wait for their rights than fight for their rights.