How do you make yourself not like someone?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Anger is fleeting, whereas hostility is enduring.

When business leaders talk about the next quarter, they ought to sometimes be talking about the next quarter century.

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.

When the husband and wife are healthy, and free from inherited weaknesses and diseases that might be transmitted with injury to their offspring the use of contraceptives is to be condemned.

Apart from sharing my tips on toys or snacks, I'm open to hearing new ideas from other moms. I want to learn, too.

This is the United States of America and it's always a busy time.

Do you ever have the feeling you're a tourist on earth?

Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.

The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either.