How do you see the world? Happy endings come not through events but through a shift in perception.

Age has taught me that what other people think of me is none of my business.

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs.

Whenever my mum gets depressed about her age, she goes to Paris.

Failure is usually boring. It is the credible but unrealized threat of failure that is interesting.

A miracle is no less glorious for having previously happened

I get that we can't be together. And it's not like I'm so weak-willed that the simple act of saying hello to me will cause me to jump your bones in the hall.

The artist begins with a vision - a creative operation requiring effort. Creativity takes courage.

Black does not signify the darkness related to death or nothingness, but a darkness that combines everything and holds the possibility of creation, a temporary death that embraces rebirth.

Occasionally I like a really good pair of shoes. A pair of leather shoes from Gieves & Hawkes in England, Buckshot Brogue, they look really sick.

Laughter means nothing unless there have been tears.

I too was a little embarrassed by my recent topless 'scandal' and the subsequent parodies.

Enough of this foreign fiasco distraction. Get back to work. It is time to bomb Obamacare.