How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races?

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.

No matter how hard you train, Somebody will train harder. No matter how hard you run, Somebody will run harder. No matter how hard you want it, Somebody will want it more, I am Somebody.

Don’t be afraid to give up the good for the great.

The best pace is a suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die.

Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started.

You said I was weak. You said I couldn't do it. Thank you. You gave me everything I needed to prove you wrong.

A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

I can endure more pain then anyone you've met. That's why I win, because I can endure more pain.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

To live each day like it is your best, give your best, laugh your best, love your best and be the best you can be.

Executing the solution means gaining customer commitment and delivering on your promises

(on visiting the USSR after Stalin regime installed)All right, I can see the broken eggs. Now where's this omelette of yours?

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If you want to have love, you have to open your heart and give love.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

I go into meetings, and people have this preconceived notion of me that I didn't work hard to get where I am.

The Great Society is a place where every child can find knowledge to enrich his mind and enlarge his talents.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

If you work on anything long enough hopefully you’ll get better and I feel like we’re just growing.