How does it feel, MacKayla? You have a piece of me in your mouth. Would you like another?

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.

We can and must move U.S. politics forward by means of committed participation.

Any noun can be verbed.

I've had a couple opportunities where I've been on the other side of the audition process as a director.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

I like practicing law.

This is an industry that doesn't have the common cold... It has cholera.

When my senior prom was happening, I was in Malta filming 'Troy.

What I'm doing right now, I'm chasing perfection... and if I don't get it, I'm going to get this close.

Unless a man learns how to create, he never becomes a part of existence, which is constantly creative. By being creative one becomes divine; creativity is the only prayer.