How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?""That depends.""On what?""On how I want to feel.

Pioneers may be picturesque figures but they are often rather lonely ones.

In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.

It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state.

O you who reproach me, regarding my love, excuse me. From me to you if you do justice, you would not reproach me. My state (of love) has been expressed to you, (now) my secret is no longer concealed.

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

Acting is a great gig. It pays well, I get to meet some nice people, and it allows me to play a lot of golf. I'm a real lucky guy.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

I consider wisdom supernatural because it isn't taught by men but is a gift from God.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind.

I took his suggestion to heart and went from a "know-it-all" to a "learn-it-all."