How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

No Lord Almighty created the humans out of personal will. Creationism is simply a myth created by the weak and ignorant humans out of a psychological need to have a sense of eternal security.

For IT, information management is fundamental, and innovation management is value-added.

We are the anarchists your parents warned you about.

The errors of great men are venerable because they are more fruitful than the truths of little men.

To be angry is easy. But to be angry with the right man at the right time and in the right manner, that is not easy.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

The common excuse for those bringing misfortune on others is that they desire their good.

I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night.

I'm fascinated by furniture design and interiors, and I want to try designing all that stuff.

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.