How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

So then, the relationship of self to other is the complete realization that loving yourself is impossible without loving everything defined as other than yourself.

Love hurts, Love will make you cry, Oh your heart still aching, From living a lie.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

When war is declared, truth is the first casualty

But I don't know what guys I like because I haven't been out with enough to know. I'm still learning.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, a little bit, but there's a certain maturity level that just comes with experience and growing up.

We are already too dependent on gambling revenue. If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.

I never make a film with a message in mind. I'm more interested in the characters; how they are related to each other and the situation they're in.

Britain today is suffering from galloping obsolescence.

When we can identify a problem and face the problem with confidence and enthusiasm, the solution is on the way.