How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

How about truly loving yourself now?

Loving ourselves is not some frothy sentiment. Nor is it an egotistical self-centerdness. It is obedience, obedience to the commandments of God that have to do with self.

So may the New Year be a happy one to you, happy to many more whose happiness depends on you!

If you speak the truth have a foot in the stirrup.

There are no accidents... there is only some purpose that we haven't yet understood.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

Do you know that there's hardly anyone left of last year's Caucasian governments? I've tried to stop it, but in vain. Yet they can't all be Trotskyites and traitors.

Jean-Baptiste Mondino: "She's John Lennon and Yoko Ono at the same time".

The Warrior sometimes fights with those he loves.

I'm not in business to be loved, but I am in business.