How lonely it is going to be now on the Yellow Brick Road.

I just play the little guy, except I play him through dance.

Any sermon that is not birthed in prayer is not a message from God no matter how learned the preacher.

I assumed, "Well, I must've sounded like Conan O'Brien, or a reasonable facsimile or something." And there I am in the movie [South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ]. I was very lucky.

I don't see what else you can spend your money on... If you want to own things, art is a pretty good bet.

Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour?

Get up every day and try a little harder than the day before.

You missed a lot of heartache, sure. But David, you missed a lot of joy.

Don't do something that you'll regret later.

The intelligent fights only when he must and never for sport.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.

Whatever is felt upon the page without being specifically named there — that, one might say, is created.