How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Beh reaches up and touches my cheek.“Love, ” she whispers.“Luffs!” I respond, and her smile brightens even more.Without a doubt, I will do anything for her.

A true dreamer must be prepared to make any sacrifice for his dream. Even if it means sacrificing himself. The dream must be everything. (The Cardinal to Capac Raimi)

The world slides, the world goes, and death makes equal the rich and the poor

How can there ever be any serious expectation of living in paradise, if one cannot behave appropriately, or be trusted to respect and honour all life?

On government & unions: the only thing worse than blind trust is blind mistrust.

No man who has not sat in the assemblies of men can know the light, odd and uncertain ways in which decisions are often arrived at.

Beautiful objects are wrought by study through effort, but ugly things are reaped automatically without toil.

Music has an intrinsic value that touches Americans - they love their music, and want more.

If you look for the best in your employees, they'll flourish. If you criticize or look for the worst, they'll shrivel up. We all need lots of watering.

We cannot build our own future without helping others to build theirs.