How long did it take to become a gracious person? One who could accept help and give thanks without being resentful of it?

Someone telling you about the future did not prepare you for it. Nothing prepared you for it.

He is a principled man, and compassionate, someone who will remind himself of your best qualities while struggling to forgive your worst. In short, he is a friend.

His voice was everything she equated with home.

Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.

I want everyone to stop telling me to lower my expectations.

Haven't you ever wanted something you couldn't have?

Why do I seem to have this effect on women? They're around me and they cry.

We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.

I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature.

The quality of a person's character can be known partly by the attitude of his ally who likes him TRULY and, probably full, by understanding who he likes REALLY as his buddy with his behavior.

I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'

Dying legacies are a miserable substitute for living benevolence.

What you create for you, no one can take from you.

We have so much ill fortune as inconstancy, or so much bad purpose as folly, we are not so full of evil as we are of inanity; we are not so wretched as we are base

How about this?' Simmon asked me. "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?" I gave it a moment's hard thought. "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

We must have a better word than "prefabricated", why not "ready-made"?