How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

You can't take love for granted! You need to be patient. And just as flowers take time to blossom, love will one day blossom in your heart!

The mission of Jesus Christ should reside within all of our hearts: to love one another and to expand his gospel, furthering the Kingdom of God.

Hayden shouts, "To the new Teen Uprising!

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

I am more weary of life, I think, than ever I was.

Most Americans have a sense of what the blues is. But in Hong Kong, they have no sense of the blues.

The disconnection of Church and State was a master stroke for freedom and harmony.

If we should tell ourselves the truth, all things being equal, President Jonathan will be re-elected with minimal stress, because of his sterling performance in the last six years.

Moralism doesn't produce morality; it produces immorality.