How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The customer is number one, the employee is number two and the shareholder is number three. If the customer is happy, the business is happy, and the shareholders are happy.

Sometimes you have to smile by faith. If you'll smile by faith, soon the joy will follow.

A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out.

Those of us who have been blessed with worldly success have an even greater responsibility to make an impact with our time, talents, and resources.

Short on money, long on hope

ObamaCare is a massive budget buster, that it is creating massive deficits in the future. And I really believe it's going to destroy the health care plan, the health care system in America.

Sometimes a few passionate people change the world; sometimes they start a mass movement and millions do.

Next to God, love is the word most mangled in every language. The highest form of regard between two people is friendship, and when love enters, friendship dies.

I never saw no military solution That didn't always end up as something worse

I do believe that Christians - I don't identify as a Christian. I believe in God.