How many Lojbanists does it take to change a brokenlight-bulb?” goes the old Lojban joke. “Two: one to decidewhat to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulbemits broken light.

What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?

Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end.Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth. 'Prevail' is something else.

Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.

Refuse to be average.

My gravestone will say,'Here Lies Damon Lindelof - Or Does He?

Doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican in Michigan. We want jobs in Michigan.

Leadership is the art of serving God by helping His people become more like His Son through the indefatigable pursuit of His vision and values.

Death, thou shalt die.

Had he known his death was imminent, he might have gone somewhere else. Instead, he did what we all do. He went about his dull routine as if all the days in the world were still to come. ~pg 4

Let people catch something from your heart that will cause no discomfort, but help them to sing.