How many contradictions! Eh! If I loaded my wagon all on the same side, I'd tumble it over.

The greater part of a men who speak ill of women are speaking of a certain woman.

To have a solid foundation of skepticism, -that is to say, the faculty of changing at any moment, of turning back, of facing successively the metamorphoses of life.

It was an accident that has endowed man with intelligence. He has made use of it: he invented stupidity.

Tears flow and smiles fade to the same rhythm of life, to disappear together in the bottomless abyss.

Man can no more see the world than a fish can see the river bank.

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it, & that's all. It is thus that we should love.

When you hate someone it means you like it.

ALL SAY I AM SWEET, SINCE I NEVER CHEAT, I DO THINGS NEAT, WHETHER IT IS TO EAT, FOR WELL-WISHERS I HAVE A TREAT, TODAY I STAND ON MY FEET.

Every time I step in between those lines, I'm in the zone. If you get between me and the ball, you might get smashed a couple times. Things happen, plays happen.

A poor surgeon hurts one person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.

I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working.

We mathematicans are all a bit crazy.

If happiness could be bought, we'd probably be unhappy at the price tag. If only the secret of happiness was as simple as getting wealthy and spending more.

The real work is in the practice.

No man can write who is not first a humanitarian