How many fools does it take to make up a public?

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Human suffering is caused mainly by ideas, emotions, and thoughts which are the handiwork of the human itself.

I always knew I was going to be rich. I don't think I ever doubted it for a minute.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Hate is always a clash between our spirit and someone else's body.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best; God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it.

There's nothing wrong with blame, if blame is due.

Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.

Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few.

Tobacco farmers would say, "Look, I'm just trying to make a living and feed my family." Nevertheless, tobacco is incredibly harmful and kills people.