How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

If you have shed a thousand tears, expect a thousand blessings.

Everyone is supposed to be on equal ground and the equal ground is supposed to be based on qualifications.

I’m saying there is evil in the world, ” Master Kit said, hefting the box on his hip, “and doubt is the weapon that guards against it.

Freedom, like charity, begins at home.

A mother! What are we worth really? They all grow up whether you look after them or not.

I’m honored if I can inspire somebody else.

Beethoven's Fifth Symphony is the most sublime noise that has ever penetrated into the ear of man.

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

I don't really have anything to say. Basketball is not a game that you can play with your mouth. It needs action to prove yourself.