How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

The Paradox of Change: People can only change when they feel accepted as they are now. Dr. Arnold Beisser Pg 220

Hatred or disliking for someone is something that doesn't come easily but once it comes, it make sure not to leave your heart and mind and stay there either for ever or a long time.

Even when people act nastily to you, don't condemn them or retaliate.

If I cut my hair, others did. If I shortened my dresses, so did everyone else.

The problem with prostitution in my experience is that it's often unsatisfying.

Love what you do and who you truly are. Be willing to die for it. If you are true to yourself, you can never go wrong

I will always be upfront with the Greek people, so we can solve the country's problems together.

When American producers see my film, they think that I had a big budget to do it, like 23 million. But in fact I had 10 percent of that budget. I did Mars et Avril for only 2.3 million.

Every book for me is a chapter in the long book which will finally be closed on the day of my death.

My kids get everything they want and are raised well.