How many people have never raised their hand before?

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I feel like this is a horror story. That's how scared I am right now."Don't be scared.""That doesn't help.

So that when you found your Jake Andrews, you would know. You would know what it felt like to stand in front of your forever

Thought is barred in this City of Dreadful Joy and conversation is unknown.

I remember the way we parted, The day and the way we met; You hoped we were both broken-hearted And knew we should both forget.

It's hard - it's difficult to tell when your buzz is at its peak.

There is a dog in every man.

I've described my usual writing process as scrambling from peak to peak on inspiration through foggy valleys of despised logic. Inspiration is better when you can get it.

The face that cannot smile is never fair.

Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves.

The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.