How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

Baltimore is a great place.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

You can hear a song in every word if you listen closely enough.

To feel the love, open your mind and expand your heart.

Perseverance and audacity generally win.

When you know that someone is playing love games with you and still you are there then it means either you are a true lover or a true loser.

The best defence against mafia business is full declaration of assets and incomes.

The United States must lead the world in reversing climate change. We can do that.

I think there's really only been one successful video game adaptation, and that was probably Tomb Raider. Whether or not you thought it was a good movie, it was successful financially.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

E'er since, by faith, I saw the stream thy flowing wounds supply, redeeming love has been my theme, and shall be till I die.