How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

My mind is the sun, and my heart is the moon.In the sky between them, there I am.Cristen Rodgers

Leaders say "no" to corruption. Anyone playing a role in governance, and is not ready to do this is not a leader.

I would describe her more as a knitter than a doer.

My mother and I were like two continents moving slowly but inexorably apart; my father, the bridge builder, constantly extending the fragile edifice he had constructed to connect us.

It is a real service to humanity and the world to be a good programmer, particularly if you design great products. You make is easier for everybody, everybody has less headaches.

My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled.

My primary goal of hacking was the intellectual curiosity, the seduction of adventure.

The pressure to be timely with news has increased every year.

The ego is exploitation; love is service. And the service that flows from love, freely and spontaneously, is non-violence.

The reason why the simpler sort are moved by authority is the consciousness of their own ignorance