How many times has the end of the world been predicted? The same number of times the prediction has proved false.

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

To say, my fate is not tied to your fate, is like saying your end of the boat is sinking.

Hatred is never anything but fear - if you feared no one, you would hate no one.

The price of freedom is responsibility, but it's a bargain, because freedom is priceless.

This country is a one-party country. Half of it is called Republican and half is called Democrat. It doesn't make any difference. All the really good ideas belong to the Libertarians.

I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.

Life begins when you do.

I have no ego investment in being on the air. I don't knock others for whom that kind of attention is like oxygen, but I don't miss anything about it.

Television is the medium of the 20th century.

The most mature human insight comes from one's introspection rather than from exterior research.

Unfortunately, we spend more time teaching our daughters how to avoid becoming rape victims than teaching our sons not to become rapists.

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The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

If this fame, which people call my lucky break, were to stop tomorrow, I shouldn't care

Yoga practice seems to be used to access some deeper dimension or some enlightened state. Understand right now there is no connection between flexibility and enlightenment.

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.

Nothing is more pathological in our pathological modernity than this disease of Christian pity.

Let the music defuse all the tension.

Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.

You can't have assistant coaches who aren't loyal - but you can learn a lot from your assistant coaches.