How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them.

Of course, you could, no doubt, call my going to film school the biggest mistake I ever made.

Maintaining spirituality and humanism are the keys to success. Its a balance.

The Bible is the greatest of all books; to study it the noblest of all pursuits; to understand it, the highest of all goals.

Our lives are merely strange dark interludes in the electric display of God the Father.

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite.

Well, you have children so you know: little children little troubles, big children, big troubles - it's a saying in Yiddish. Maybe the Chinese said it too.

The new media are not ways of relating to us the 'real' world; they are the real world and they reshape what remains of the old world at will.

You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing.

Peace without energy may be only stagnation; and energy without peace may be but a form of panic.