How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Your personal growth is the only thing that matters. You own and write your story

I am not a typical human being. I am me and don't try to be anything but that because God didn't give us all different fingerprints if he wanted us all to be the same. lol -- TAMMY WOOSTER

Friendship is a union of spirits a marriage of hearts and the bond there of virtue.

The honor of a nation is its life. Deliberately to abandon it is to commit an act of political suicide.

I'm not brave enough to be a coward; I see the consequences too clearly.

It's not supposed to be easy. It's not supposed to be driving down the interstate.

Lincoln said that the Patent Office adds the flame of interest to the light of creativity. And that is why we need to improve the effectiveness of our Patent Office.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

Walk through life eager and open to self-improvemen t and that which is going to best help you evolve, because that's really why we're here - to evolve as human beings.

A theory accepted by 99 percent of scientists may be wrong.