How much a dunce that has been sent to roam, excels a dunce that has been kept at home.

Variety's the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavor.

Knowledge is proud that it knows so much; wisdom is humble that it knows no more.

...So let us welcome peaceful evening in.

An idler is a watch that wants both hands; As useless if it goes as when it stands.

Grief is itself a medicine.

How various his employments whom the world Calls idle; and who justly in return Esteems that busy world an idler too!

Knowledge and wisdom, far from being one, Have oft-times no connection. Knowledge dwells In heads replete with thoughts of other men; Wisdom in minds attentive to their own.

God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform. He plants his footsteps in the sea, and rides upon the storm.

I pity them greatly, but I must be mum, for how could we do without sugar and rum?

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.

God doesn’t say to be perfect and you’ll get to heaven. He says to confess that you’re a sinner and come to the cross, and whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson.

What is music? Music is language. A human being wants to express ideas in this language, but not ideas that can be translated into concepts.

Two things make smart men stupid, beautiful women and sports

There is no doubt in my mind that Masonry is the cornerstone of America.

If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force to have whipped us in the past 40 years.

I could have an office all to myself but since my collaborators don’t have one, then I too am contented to have a desk in a shared room.

I miss video games where the jump-kick was the trickiest combo to master.

What should all men know about women? That we are always right and you should just agree.

Nerves provide me with energy... It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that's when I get worried.