How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.

For a tiny instant Faith wondered whether it would benefit the doctor's investigation if he experienced a cliff fall first-hand.

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.

Use your wish, ” I whisper to Aladdin, opening my eyes. “Please.”“If I do, ” he replies softly, “I’ll lose you.

It is a terrifying as well as hopeful truth that we tend to bring into being in form whatever we fashion in thought.

I had a goal, I had a dream... and at the end of the day no matter what people say to you as long as YOU know who you are as a person NOTHING else in the world matters.

I have known Secretary [Hillary] Clinton for 25 years and respect her very much.

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.

Cherishing Columbus is a characteristic of white history, not American history.

President Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office