How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

Then Brezhnev grabbed the wheel of power and captained the country with the exploratory heart of a municipal bus driver.

Worry denies the power of God and produces no good results. Worry adds no value to your life. Eliminate it with God’s help.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

We aren't cool and never will be.

More or Less Love Poems #11: No babe We'd never Swing together but the syncopation would be something wild

We have not to construct human nature afresh, but to take it as we find it, and make the best of it.

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon.

I learned early to keep death in my line of sight, keep it under surveillance, keep it on cleared ground and away from any brush where it might coil unnoticed.

Sri Lanka is a small island, and the war affected everybody. Everybody knew somebody who was killing or being killed.