How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

people will forget what you said, people will forget what you do, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

Among the privileges of being a superpower, the right and the ability to make a local quarrel into a global one ranks very high.

Time is money. Wasted time means wasted money means trouble.

Become mindful that remaining in a conflict is a choice.

Knowing something is not as good as liking it. Liking something is not as good as rejoicing in it.

I have to have breakfast or I will literally pass out.

So everyone has that problem, models have that problem, too.

I'm going on an adventure!

What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like.