How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

It is only through us that God lives. When we abandon him, he dies.

People start to lie more once they start to care less.

No wonder I’d never had any friends. I was shockingly bad at it.

I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy.

We have a president[Barack Obama] who doesn't have a clue. I would say he's incompetent, but I don't want to do that because that's not nice.

Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays.

Fulfillment is structured in achievement, Achievement is structured in action, Action is structured in thinking, Thinking is structured in knowledge, Knowledge is structured in consciousness

I write songs all the time in my room. I play them for my friends and family.

I think the most important thing I thought is, I thought about recruiting and what we need in recruiting.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.