How our government works... it doesn't.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

What is literature but the expression of moods by the vehicle of symbol and incident?

Mental illness is not something you misunderstand in this era. Get educated because bias is no different than racism.

Hope lies in dreams, in imagination, and in the courage of those who dare to make dreams into reality.

We don't do laundry because that requires a lot of water, and water's at a premium up here. Plus, it'd be pretty complicated, I think, to make a space washer, although I guess you could do it.

Do not think of to-day's failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow.

I'm not afraid of turning 80 and I have lots of things to do. I don't have time for dying.

That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of being false.

The realization that just as no action is really indifferent, so no utterance is without its responsibility introduces, it is true, a certain strenuosity into life.

When you are happy, when you are laughing, when you are loving, the radiance of your Soul shines through, and all are lifted by it.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.