How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Dean: Don't you find that somewhat of an aberration? Doesn't this disturb you my dear? After all, it's not normal. Molly: I know it's not normal for people in this world to be happy, and I'm happy.

I learned much too late that what you called love was nothing but a desperate and irrational fear of a life lived alone.

Even in death may you triumphant

There's so many wack rappers out here, I don't know where to aim at.

Any work that is really great hovers between terrific and terrible.

The problem is, if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we need to deal with that too.

You can't get real happy or real depressed when you play baseball. Baseball is a great sport in that it offers a player a lot of opportunities for atonement.

It is the public scandal that offends; to sin in secret is no sin at all.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.